FAWM 2022

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The Little Buggers 03:09
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Time for a Re-org (the subculture) 03:32
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Alright listen up everyone, Eustace is going to explain what’s coming down.. Thank you Richard, thank you very much. Yes, so, in order to synergize our geographically disparate product streams and realize success in targeting opportunities focused on diversification of the portfolio while leveraging our base expertise in nofertrunion development, we’re going to migrate our current personnel stack to a model better supported in the literature as far as maximizing throughput while minimizing crosstalk and counterproductive work cycle collisions… My work was simple and quick Bill is my boss and he’s no prick My to do list is not thick I knock out the job real slick Nobody’s business what I’m working on Bill and I we just get along Shit gets done all day long Then at home I hit the bong Chorus: I like workin’ in my own silo My work gets done fast not slow I got one boss named Bill He’s not a damned company shill Fuck the matrix fuck the matrix Just a bag of dirty shitty tricks Word came down from on high New structure we’re gonna try I’m stressed I won’t lie I’m on five teams, i’m gonna cry Now I got five fuckin’ bosses All of whom think their real hosses Three can’t turn on a damned faucet And the others’s brains are like omelettes Chorus You want works flows and efficiency? You want obedience and synergy? Have you heard of excel you dweeb? Keeps lists just fine in a sheet. Task tracking? fuck you you twit And your jira ticketing bullshit My work is on time And all the parts fit! Chorus
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Dancing Velociraptors Eviscerate a Denny's 03:45
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Prepared to be Inspected f. Danielle 03:11
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Moar Buttons 04:09
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The Missus 02:31
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I waited till my 30’s to get married And boy was that the right decision Some of the girls with whom I tarried Were a disaster (no no not you, take no derision) I have all these crazy ideas and she lets me run... while also reminding me that sometimes it’s ok to swap some chairs around if it will help my back a bit I call her the missus, on her I don’t look down I do always miss her, when I’m out of town Long dark hair and eyes deepest brown Despite my failures she never lets me frown The missus, ah, my missus, I love you. Her music tastes are not like mine She likes verse and structure Me I go for a thumping bass line And drums and synths rhymes optional. I have all these crazy ideas and she lets me run... while also reminding me that sometimes it’s ok to get a monitor arm if you really need two screens instead of a bigger desk that won’t even fit in the room I call her the missus, on her I don’t look down I do always miss her, when I’m out of town Long dark hair and eyes deepest brown Despite my failures she never lets me frown The missus, ah, my missus, I love you. I do wish she liked gaming more And she probably wishes I liked it less Arguments are few and we don’t keep score When I’m around her I feel truly blessed. I have all these crazy ideas and she lets me run... while also reminding me that sometimes if you’d just fold the fucking kitchen towel before putting it on the rack it will be easier for all of us, including you, to use when we need it. I call her the missus, on her I don’t look down I do always miss her, when I’m out of town Long dark hair and eyes deepest brown Despite my failures she never lets me frown The missus, ah, my missus, I love you.
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All You Need To Do Is Run 04:28
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Time Dilation Due to Near Death by Bus While Waiting on Trolley 04:45
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Buy One Get One Free 03:05
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It's Saturday. You Busy? 04:01
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The Drunken Fly 01:56
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If Only... 02:30
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The Wire 02:04
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Discomfort 01:40
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February Album Writing Month - 2022 Version.

Even got my sister in law to sit for a little free form voice recording; you can hear her dulcet tones (and lovely laugh) on Track 4 "Prepare to Be Inspected". Also includes an Ode to my lovely wife who puts up with far more than I do in our marriage, the Missus, Track 6.

This ALSO marks the first year all tracks were mastered via Ozone, which produces a bit more consistency in loudness for a track :)

(and then I've also learned that my next lesson is getting all the TRACKS to sound consistent in an album.....)

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released March 1, 2022

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bri4n Texas

Well here I am, trying to be better at this craft that has fascinated and intrigued me for over 30 years. I started in High School with piano, stumbled into a bootleg sequencer program back when BBSs were what was the Internet, and, finally, am coming home to put some actual effort into this interest of mine to get better and make stuff others enjoy. ... more

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